“Still More Stable Than My Life” Eco Canvas Tote Bag
Life feeling a bit chaotic? Embrace the relatable humor with this eco-friendly canvas tote bag featuring a whimsical illustration of an ancient ruin alongside the hilariously honest text, “Still more stable than my life.” Made from 100% organic cotton, it’s the perfect carryall for those days when you need a reminder that even amidst the ups and downs, some things (and this tote!) were built to last.
Why You’ll Want It by Your Side
Sustainable and Sturdy: Organic cotton means you’re making an eco-conscious choice, and the durable canvas construction ensures this tote can handle all your adventures.
Humor Meets Functionality: Laugh every time you see it, and be prepared for knowing smiles from fellow passersby.
Conversation Starter: This bag is guaranteed to spark lighthearted chats and maybe even a few commiserations about life’s unpredictable nature.
Built for Everyday Chaos: Whether it’s groceries, books, or gear for a spontaneous outing, this tote has the space and strength to handle your ever-changing needs.
Ditch the flimsy plastic bags and inject some humor and sustainability into your everyday carry.
The “Still More Stable Than My Life” tote is a playful reminder that even when things feel shaky, you’ve got this (and a sturdy bag to prove it!).
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
