“OMG You Guys!” Large Organic Tote Bag – Haul Your Miracles (and Groceries) in Sustainable Style
This ain’t your average grocery bag! Our “OMG You Guys! I Never Said That!” large organic tote bag is the perfect blend of style, sustainability, and holy hilarity. Whether you’re hitting the farmers market, heading to the beach, or just running errands, this bag is ready to carry all your essentials (and maybe even a few loaves and fishes).
Crafted from 100% certified organic cotton, this tote is as kind to the planet as it is to your shoulders. With its spacious design, sturdy straps, and durable construction, it’s built to last (and maybe even inspire a few miracles along the way).
Heavenly Highlights:
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill (because Mother Earth deserves some love too)
Weight: A sturdy 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – built to last!
Size: A generous 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (plenty of room for your earthly possessions)
Capacity: A whopping 6 gallons (23 liters) – bring on the shopping spree!
Weight Limit: A generous 30 lbs (13.6 kg) – perfect for those heavier loads
Straps: 1″ × 25″ long self-fabric dual straps for comfortable carrying
Design: Open main compartment with a flat bottom for easy loading and unloading
Divine Disclaimer:
The care instructions on the tearaway label might disappear after washing, but don’t worry, a little divine intervention (aka a gentle cycle and cold water) will keep this tote looking heavenly.
So ditch those plastic bags and embrace the holy hilarity! Add this large organic tote bag to your cart and show the world that style and sustainability can go hand in hand. 🙏🌎✨
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
