🔪 This tote bag is to die for! 🔪 (But please, no actual dying… that would be tragic.)
Carry your essentials in style with our “Just the Tip, I Promise…” Tote Bag. It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who likes their fashion with a side of horror humor. (Just be careful not to scare small children… or maybe do, if you’re feeling mischievous. 😉)
Here’s why it’s a killer choice:
Durable and spacious: Made from 100% polyester with a 2.6 US gal (10 l) capacity, this tote can handle all your daily essentials and then some. (Just maybe not any sharp objects… safety first!)
Strong and comfy: Features sturdy dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim. With a 26″ length and 1″ width, these handles are comfortable to carry and built to last. (Unlike those poor camp counselors…)
Maximum weight limit: Can hold up to 44lbs (20 kg), so you can load it up with groceries, books, or whatever you need to haul. (Just maybe not any actual bodies… that’s frowned upon.)
Stylish and spooky design: Guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. (Just be prepared to explain the joke… or run.)
Get yours now and show the world you have a killer sense of style (and humor)! 😈
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
