🔪 Go green… with envy! 🔪
Our “Just the Tip, I Promise…” Eco Tote Bag is the perfect way to show your love for horror and the environment. (Because even Jason knows Mother Earth needs a break from all those bloody shenanigans.)
Here’s why it’s so eco-licious:
100% certified organic cotton: Kind to the planet and comfy on your shoulders.
Durable and spacious: Holds up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg) of groceries, books, or whatever you need to haul. (Just maybe not body parts… keep it classy.)
Roomy main compartment: At 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″, it can handle all your essentials and then some.
Sturdy straps for comfortable carrying: 1″ wide dual straps with a 24.5″ length.
Stylish and spooky design: Turns heads and sparks conversations wherever you go. (Just be prepared to explain the joke… or run.)
Get yours now and show the world you care about the planet… and have a killer sense of humor! 😈
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
