🔪 Need a bag that can handle all your… baggage? 🔪
Our “Just the Tip, I Promise…” drawstring bag is perfect for hauling your stuff with a side of horror humor. (Just don’t let Jason get his hands on it… he might mistake it for a body bag. 😱)
Here’s why it’s a cut above the rest:
Stronger than a camp counselor’s will to live: Made from durable 100% polyester with a max weight limit of 33 lbs (15 kg). This bag can handle whatever you throw in it (or whatever Jason throws at you).
Spacious enough to hide all your secrets: At 15″ × 17″, it’s got plenty of room for your essentials (and maybe a few spare limbs… just kidding!).
Easy peasy drawstring closure: No zippers to fumble with when you’re running for your life.
Comfy cotton handles: Because even a killer bag should be comfortable to carry.
Eye-catching design: Guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations (and maybe a few screams).
Get yours now and make a statement that’s both stylish and terrifying! 😈
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
