🔪 This mug is killer…ly stylish! 🔪 (But please, handle with care… it’s not dishwasher or microwave safe.)
Start your day with a dose of dark humor with our “Just the Tip, I Promise…” Black Glossy Mug. It’s the perfect way to show off your love for horror while enjoying your favorite beverage. (Just don’t spill any… blood. 🩸)
Here’s why it’s a scream:
Sleek and sophisticated: The black glossy finish adds a touch of class to your morning routine. (Even if your sense of humor is a bit twisted.)
Available in two sizes: Choose from 11 oz or 15 oz, depending on your caffeine needs. (Or your bloodlust… just kidding!)
Lead and BPA-free: So you can sip your coffee or tea without worry. (Unlike those poor campers who drank from Crystal Lake… yikes!)
Comfortable handle: Perfect for gripping while you contemplate your next victim… err, we mean, your next task.
Eye-catching design: Guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations. (Just be prepared to explain the joke… or run.)
Get yours now and add a touch of horror humor to your daily routine! 😈
Important Note: This mug is NOT dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only to keep it looking its best. (Think of it as a delicate flower… or a fragile victim. Okay, we’ll stop now.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
