Allergic to People:
Do people make you sneeze? This oyster-colored tote bag gets it. With the witty phrase “I’m not cold, I’m just allergic to people,” it’s the perfect accessory for those who prefer their own company.
Crafted from durable organic cotton, this tote is ready to accompany you on your solo adventures, whether it’s a trip to the bookstore, a quiet walk in the park, or simply a cozy day at home. It’s roomy enough to carry all your essentials (including a good book and noise-canceling headphones).
Why You’ll Love It:
Eco-Chic Comfort: Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this tote is gentle on the planet and stylishly understated.
Spacious & Sturdy: Ample space for all your necessities, and built to withstand everyday use (and the occasional human encounter).
Humorous Statement: The playful quote lets others know your allergy status (and might even earn a chuckle from fellow introverts).
Everyday Essential: Whether you’re running errands or seeking refuge in your favorite cafe, this tote is a practical and stylish accessory.
Product Details:
Color: Oyster
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight Limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
Strap Details: 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Get yours today and wear your “allergy” with pride!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
